YO! Little LERmons! Hope this cheers u up! (must read in order hor! dun scroll down else will spoil the fun) The last line's a killer-A POLISH man moved to the US and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well -until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if hecould arrange a divorce for him.The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on thecircumstances and asked him the following questions Have you anygrounds?Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?It's made of concrete.I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?No, we have a carport.I mean. What are your relations like?All my relations are still in Poland.Is there any infidelity in your marriage?We have a high fidelity stereo and good DVD player.Does your wife beat you up?No, I always wake up before her.Is your wife a nagger?No, she's white.Why do you want this divorce?She's going to kill me.What makes you think that?I have proof.What kind of proof?She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle and put it on theshelf in bathroom.I can read and it says: 'Polish Remover'.--\saralohy
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this is the new blogskin hope you gurls like it:D but would like to point out tat
mel , cindy and vernice are absent from the pict ,
this pict will be replaced as soon as we're able to find a full twothree class pict ,
and must at least looks pleasant also , thank you !(:
